Comedians

One comedians hilarious take on Planet Fitness will have you in stitches. Jonnie W. shared some of the odd and hysterical things he spotted at the popular gym. Watch the short clip to hear about some of the weird stuff Planet Fitness does and has for its members. Most people dread the gym and avoid it at all costs. The only other locations sure to evoke more fear and hatred than the gym are the DMV and, of course, the dentists office. Like the gym, people will do whatever they can to stay away from both spots. However, like the DMV and the dentists office, staying away from the gym is only to our detriment. We all need to stay physically active and get a certain amount of exercise every day, and gyms are specifically designed to help with that. Jonnie W. is also not a fan of gyms, but he knew he needed to get in better shape. However, what he saw and heard while touring a Planet Fitness location threw him for a loop. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jonnie W. hilariously recalls his experience at the gym. Youll find yourself laughing from beginning to end! I dont know if it counts as a gym because Im walking in, and I expect them to start selling me on all the workout stuff they have, all the weights and all the programs they have, he said. No, the first thing they say, they go, Hey, just so youre considering joining, I want to let you know, every Monday, free bagels. He was informed that Fridays at Planet Fitness are Pizza Fridays. He then noticed a large, clear plastic bowl full of Tootsie Rolls at the service desk. I go, This is not a gym, OK? What you have here is a Golden Corral with treadmills. Thats what you have, Jonnie said. Later in the clip, he mentions having a workout partner to keep him accountable, but as he hilariously explains, exercise results will vary. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Betty White and Bea Arthur had an absolutely priceless and hilarious The Golden Girls blooper moment. The two late legendary ladies shared a hysterical moment on the set of the beloved sitcom. Watch the short but uproarious moment between Betty White and Bea Arthur on the set of The Golden Girls. Over the years, there have been hundreds of television programs. Many of them arent worth remembering, which is why most of the shows that hit the airwaves dont last long. A season or two is likely the average length for any given television show, especially sitcoms. However, a few manage to beat the odds, find an audience and stay on television longer than 90 percent of programs. One of those sitcoms that certainly beat the odds was The Golden Girls. Starting in the mid-1980s, the show had an all-star cast featuring the talents of Betty White, Rue McClanahan, Estelle Getty and Bea Arthur. The show has stood the test of time, making for an enjoyable watch all these years later. A clip posted on YouTube captures a hilarious moment between Betty and Bea. The two are conversing in the kitchen when Bea notices that Betty has messed up her line, and she doesnt waste any time calling her out on it while staying in character. But Betty answers Bea right back without missing a beat and while remaining in character. With how quickly Betty responded, you might not have ever known that she messed up her line. The scene begins with Betty recounting a memory from when she was a little girl. When I was a little girl, I had a Belgian waffle stand by the side of the road, Betty said as her character Rose Nylund. No, you sold Belgian waffles, Bea as Dorothy Zbornak responds. Hilariously, Betty, understanding that her mistake had been spotted, looked directly at the camera and said, without bursting into laughter, said, You dont know what I sold on the side of the road! Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A funny skit highlights our dependence on the contacts saved on our phones. Many people struggle to remember and know current phone numbers these days. Watch the short but hysterical sketch, which makes this point painfully obvious. Many technological advancements have improved our lives in various ways. From advances in the medical field to our vehicles and the appliances in our kitchen, nearly every aspect of our lives is impacted by technology. Thats always a good thing, right? Well, not 100 percent of the time. Technology has made people lazy and reliant upon that technology. Think about the madness and insanity that occurs when the internet goes down, even for a few minutes, at the office or home. Everything comes crashing to a standstill. People have forgotten how to function in a world without technology. A clip posted on YouTube shows how our reliance on technology has impacted how we think and left us unable to remember even a simple sequence of numbers. A woman is asked a series of questions about herself and her family, ranging from things about her children to a favorite song. She answers each question with much excitement and enthusiasm, often giving her answer even before the question is finished. As she continues correctly answering questions, she wins more and more money. She is going to win the $1 million prize easily, right? Well, not so fast. The game show host then asks her a question that leaves her stumped. OK, Kim, for $1 million, what is your daughters phone number? the host asks. Hilariously, her first instinct is to ask Siri for that information. She is quickly informed that asking the iPhone assistant for help is strictly against the rules. She will have to do this one on her own. She tries to give the number, but it does not go well. She fails to capture the faux $1 million prize. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Carol Burnett underwent a hilarious struggle to get noticed at a restaurant. She wanted others to take notice of her existence while dining out with a friend in a hysterical sketch from The Carol Burnett Show. Watch the short but hilarious skit to see how badly she wanted others to know that she exists and how it does not work out for her. People often say they feel invisible or like ghosts, unseen by others. Of course, they dont really believe that they are like Casper, the friendly ghosttransparent and floating around. They are indicating their desire for others to acknowledge their thoughts and feelings. They want their feelings to be considered when people make choices and decisions. Isnt that what everyone wants? We all want to feel that what we say and do matters. In a clip posted on YouTube, that is precisely what Carol wants. However, no one seems to notice or even see her despite how much she tries. For some reason, she goes unseen by everyone. As the skit begins, Carol is dining with a friend, played by Vicki Lawrence. She continually tries to get a servers attention to put in her order, but that goes about as well as youd expect. When Carol is finally able to get the waiter, played by Harvey Korman, her order, he writes it down but basically brushes it aside. She never does get her food. Things only get worse for Carol. She isnt even given a place setting, and the only time she is ever noticed throughout the skit is when she ends up with a slab of butter in the middle of her forehead. Someone even comes by and asks Vicki if she needs the chair that Carol is currently using. But the biggest laugh is saved for last. Carol causes a massive disaster in the restaurant; no one seems to know or understand who or what caused it. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Tim Conways side-splitting portrayal of a clueless bank robber will have you in stitches. He is playing someone who is very new to the whole crime thing and is still trying to get the hang of it. Watch the short but hysterical clip of Tim Conway trying to get his feet wet when holding up banks for large sums of cash. As the popular saying goes, crime doesnt pay. Thats especially true if youre as bad as Tim Conway is at it in a classic skit from The Carol Burnett Show. He does absolutely everything possible wrong. His phrasing is entirely off, setting the tone for everything else. He forgets to keep the getaway car running and uses the wrong size bag to secure the loot. Hes not going to make a very good bank robber. Luckily for Tim, who is still training to become a criminal, the bank teller he encounters is also pretty terrible. Vicki Lawrence is on her first day working at the bank, and to say she is clueless and airheaded would be to put it lightly. Everything she can do wrong, she does incorrectly and very much so. Carol is training her, but its clear very early that her patience with Vicki is running thin. To keep things moving, Harvey Korman, who is training Tim in the fine art of bank robbery, and Carol both step in and help complete the criminal transaction. But then something unexpected happens. Harvey and Carol appreciate each others competence and skills. Despite being on opposite sides of the law, its a case of love at first sight. However, they both realize that it could not possibly work between them. How no one broke character and burst out laughing at no point during this absurd but hilarious skit is beyond me. Anyone else would have understandably lost it very early. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Nate Bargatze hilariously attempted to parent his own parents. The popular comedian was put in the unenviable position of correcting his parents, hoping to show them the error of their recent ways. Listen to the short but hysterical clip to hear what Nate was forced to do when he learned about his parents disappointing actions. All parents want what is best for their children. However, sometimes, what is best for kids involves punishment and correction. Parents are responsible for protecting and providing for their children, but they are also to teach them the difference between right and wrong. To straighten out a wrong behavior or action can and often does require a punishment or, at the very least, a stern lecture. As it turns out, parents may eventually require correction from their children. We can all stray away from the straight and narrow at times, and so, I guess getting all the help we can get cant hurt, right? In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate mentions what caused him to take drastic and hilarious corrective measures against his parents. You also wont believe who the bad influence was, causing his parents to act out in troubling and disappointing ways. And she [my sister] ruined them, he said. Thats the thing that bothers me the most. Shes a bad influence on them. She got a tattoo. Then, my dad went and got a tattoo. Yeah, I guess he figured no ones in charge anymore. I recently found out my mom got a tattoo. What happened next really disappointed Nate; he knew it was time to take action. They tried to hide that one from me, but I found out, and I was livid when I found this out, he said. I mean, I sat them all down together, and I said, I dont think yall should be hanging out anymore. How bout that? Pardon my language, but I think it stinks whats going on. I think it stinks. Look, my parents are good people; they just got caught up in the wrong crowd. All you can do is try, and then your parents must make their own decisions. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Comedians hilariously reimagined air travel with a friendlier and funnier experience. The two funnymen have devised a totally new airline that will completely change how air travel is done. Watch the short but hysterical clip that will surely have you laughing from beginning to end. Vacation is one of the most magical times of the year. Regardless of when it occurs, everyone loves escaping reality for a bitall the stresses and worries are left behind. However, traveling from Point A to Point B is still an issue, and it is easily the most stressful aspect of vacation. In a clip posted on YouTube, two comedians have created a new airline. Its sure to remove some of the stresses and annoyances of traveling on the other airlines and replace them with brand-new ones. Sure, a handful of their solutions are helpful, but the other things they come up with will most definitely result in other pains and headaches. Oh, and this airline, SouthEast Air, is primarily for those who want to travel and remain in the southeastern part of the United States, with service to a handful of small to medium-sized places in that region. They explain that SouthEast Air does not believe in boarding gates or loading zones. Instead, the airline has completely remolded and reinvented gates, turning them into a dadgum Cracker Barrel. But thats not all; youll also notice the SouthEast Air difference as soon as you set foot on one of their handful of planes, depending on which one is not currently in the shop. They have extra overhead storage for those unusually large bags travelers have to bring. They also carry a wide array of reading material that will appeal to the hunter in your life. Oh, and what about free onboard Wi-Fi? Well, that all depends on whether they can locate their password. They also provide accommodations that some people might appreciate but most will consider strange. So, when choosing who to select for your next flight, steer clear of SouthEast Air. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Tim Hawkins gives his hilarious take on shopping at discount grocery stores. The popular Christian comedian mentioned some strange things about those retailers he remembers as a child. Watch the short clip to hear Tims knee-slapping and side-splitting bit about what it was like shopping at and eating food from those shopping outlets. For most people, money is a finite resource. Regardless of our job and how much were compensated for it, we still have a limited amount of money. Everyone and every family is on a budget. Not all budgets are the same; some will be larger than others. Thats why making your hard-earned dollar stretch as far as possible is always a good idea. One way to do that is to be selective where you shop. In a clip posted on social media, Tim shares that his mother used to shop at discount grocery stores when he was a child. What he remembers about the experience, shopping at and consuming food from those locations, is hysterical and alarming. The video begins with Tim recounting how all their names were oddly similar and the strange placement of the customer restrooms in those retailers. You can always tell its a discount grocery store by the name, he said. Sack and Save. Sack A Lot. Lot A Sack. Sack of Crap. Next, he commented on the restrooms and what one might have seen when making your way to the stores facilities. You remember those old grocery stores? he asked. The bathrooms were in the back. How creepy was that? Go back through the gray doors. Theres like an illegal dogfight going on in the corner. Theres my dead uncle from four years ago. Later in the clip, Tim mentioned the generic groceries his mother would pick up at those stores. They all had a similar color scheme, and the names on the items were some of the oddest things youll ever see. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Tim Conway surprised the queen with a hilarious request at a medal ceremony. The late comedic legends attitude and ask were unusual and shocked the queen. Watch the short but hysterical video featuring Tim Conway making an unexpected demand in a skit from The Carol Burnett Show. Those who serve in the military are selfless heroes. They give their time, talents and sometimes even their lives to defend their country. Whenever duty calls, those men and women complete their mission's purpose and objective. Sometimes, when things do not go according to plan, extraordinary acts of heroism are necessary and must be taken. In a clip posted on YouTube, as a soldier, Tim Conway is about to have a medal pinned to his chest by the queen, played by Carol Burnett. But right before she attaches the medal to his uniform, Tim throws her a curveball. I dont want your medal, he says. He adds, I dont want it, and stick it in your ear. Understandably, the queen is taken aback by Tims hilarious and unexpected lack of decorum. She is unsure how to respond to the situation and is obviously not used to anyone talking to her like that. Throughout the skit, she consults with another military official, Harvey Korman. Tim has no interest in receiving a medal for his act of heroism. Instead, hed like to be rewarded with a pony. No one saw that request coming! The queen, looking to save face and keep Tim happy, fulfills his demand, as odd and off-the-wall as it might be. But Tim doesnt want just any pony; he wants one that is blue. Yes, you read that right; he requested a blue pony from the queen. How Tim, Carol and Harvey kept from breaking up and laughing out loud is beyond me. Anyone else would have been laughing right from the get-go. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

A comedians hilarious gym and dentist stories will have you in stitches. The immensely funny Joe DeVito shares some of his hysterical experiences at places most people do not enjoy visiting: the gym and the dentists office. Watch the short but uproarious clip that will have you laughing from beginning to end. Practicing self-care is essential for staying healthy, especially as our bodies age. You will not be able to do the same things in your 40s as you could in your 20s, so we must make a concerted effort to care for ourselves. The gym and the dentist's office are two places that most certainly help with staying healthy and in shape. Ironically enough, those are locations that many people avoid at all costs. But they only do that to their detriment. In a clip posted on YouTube, Joe shares some of his experiences at the gym and the dentists office, and what he says are perfect examples of why people fight tooth and nail to keep from going there. The clip starts with Joe saying that he understands that between workouts, you have to let your body rest and recover before working those same muscles again. However, he then admits it has been about six years since his last time at the gym. He then mentions how he tried lifting too much weight and had others in the gym take pity on him, which only made him feel worse. Next, Joe transitions into talking about his time in the dentists chair. After a few minutes of being poked and prodded in the mouth with their sharp, pointy tools, he was asked if he had noticed any bleeding in his mouth before his visit. He shot back, How recently do you mean? Because everything was fine when I came in. Later in the clip, he mentions that the dentist also suggested he get braces. His bit on this has the entire audience rolling with laughter. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

The late Tim Conway takes on a bottle and loses badly in a side-splitting skit from The Carol Burnett Show. The comedic legend showed he could be laugh-out-loud funny without getting up from behind a desk. Watch the short hysterical clip to see another skit where Tims comedic genius is on full display. Ingesting medicine when sick and getting a vaccination to prevent oneself from getting ill are necessary and common-sense moves everyone should take. While being under the weather is never a cause for celebration, its much worse knowing that you made someone else sick, especially when there are things to do to stop that from happening. However, taking that medicine is often easier said than done. At one time or another, weve all encountered bottles with pesky child-proof caps. Sometimes, they come off exactly as the instructions on the bottle direct. But other times, removing the cap from the bottle can take a little more effort. This is always frustrating, especially when all you want to do is take some medicine and head back to bed. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim plays a company executive during a special news bulletin. He is demonstrating the new and improved child-proof bottle. Things start fine; Tim articulately explains the need for the new bottle and how it meets a need. But it doesn't go as planned when he goes to twist the cap off the bottle. His pained expression tells it all. He is in for a battle, and the odds do not look to be on his side. About halfway through the clip, an unexpected hand grabs the stubborn bottle. This second person is going to attempt to help Tim avoid thoroughly embarrassing himself on the news, but his efforts do not go any better. While this second person is trying and failing to open the bottle, Tim somehow keeps a straight face and does not miss a beat. He was an absolute pro! Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Vicki Lawrence has Carol Burnett in stitches during a hilarious skit on The Carol Burnett Show. Carol cannot keep it together while Vicki berates her with one hysterical insult after another. Watch the short clip to see the moment Carol breaks character, unable to contain her laughter. The Carol Burnett Show was a legendary television program. It sported an all-star cast featuring some of the biggest names in comedy. Tim Conway, Harvey Korman, Vicki Lawrence and Carol Burnett could take anything and make it funny, causing the audience to double over in laughter. In addition to making their studio audience and those watching at home crack up, they often did it to one another. Tim Conway was the guiltiest of doing this, usually making Harvey lose his composure and burst into laughter. Those breaks in character created the shows most iconic, memorable moments. However, as a short clip posted on YouTube shows, Carol was not immune to bursting into laughter during a skit. In the video, Vicki plays Mama, who is likely her most memorable character from the show. Carol is Mamas daughter, Eunice, and the two are engaged in yet another disagreement. Mama is chasing Eunice down, berating her daughter for whatever incorrect, lame-brained decision she has just made. At one point during the skit, Mama gets on a roll and has the hilarious insults flying out of her mouth. It quickly becomes too much for Carol to take, and she bursts into laughter. You aint playing with a full deck, Eunice! Mama informs her daughter. I think somebody blew your pilot light out. At this point, Carol has a huge smirk on her face. You just know she is about to crack up. She tries to turn and look at Mama, but she cant. You got splinters in the windmills of your mind! Mama says. Carol then bursts into laughter, desperately trying to conceal the laughter with her hand on her face. But Mama is not done. Youre playing hockey with a warped puck! What another hilarious moment from The Carol Burnett Show. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Jeff Foxworthy explains the difference between men and women when it comes to packing for a trip. The legendary comedian mentions what he sees as contrasting styles when it comes to how men and women prepare for a road trip. Watch the short but hilarious and possibly even insightful clip to learn yet another way men and women are different. Most people love traveling. It doesnt matter if that travel is by plane, car or train; most of the population can be ready in a flash to head out on another adventure. Simply tell people the weather conditions of the final destinationwarm, cold or somewhere in betweenand they are game and down to go. However, all travel, no matter where youre going, requires at least a minimal amount of preparation. No one will decide on a moments notice to go on a trip and immediately walk out the door with their destination in mind. Rental cars must be reserved, hotels must be booked and clothes must be packed. Also, suitcases must be securely tucked away in the vehicle if it's a road trip. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jeff mentions differences hes spotted in how women pack a car for a road trip compared to how men complete that task. Specifically, he talked about how his wife and daughters do that and how his father did it. If were going on vacation in the car, theres a fine line between packing and moving, he said. But my wife and daughters think it is their obligation to fill that SUV to the roof, and the way they would pack a car would make a man lay in the floor and cry. Later in the clip, Jeff hilariously explains what he means. Theyll bring out a bag of bread and potato chips, put it on the bottom, and then put three suitcases on top of it, he said. He then mentioned how packing a vehicle for vacation is an art form. Theres an art to packing the car, is there not? Jeff said. My dad taught me you do suitcase Tetris flip em, spin em, turn em upside down. When he would get finished, you couldnt get a piece of notebook paper between anything in that vehicle. Everyone has different ways of doing things. However, some methods are much more efficient than others. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

A comedian with a physical disability has the audience roaring with laughter. In a matter of moments, Josh Blue has everyone in the audience doubled over with laughter and gasping for air as they try to catch their breath. Watch the short but absolutely hysterical clip. Everyone likes and appreciates someone who can take a joke and make light of themselves, who doesnt take everything seriously. Who wants to be around someone who is all business, all the time and unable to crack a smile? No one wants to be around that guy. Self-deprecating humor can and often does reduce and even remove tension in situations where people are unsure how to react or respond. Making fun of oneself helps others know and understand that this or that subject is not off limits and that they do not take themselves too seriously. Josh expertly used self-deprecating humor to hilarious effect, incorporating his disability into his act. In the clip posted on YouTube, Josh begins by stating that he does have cerebral palsy and then mentions the reactions he gets if he doesnt immediately address his condition. He also adds that giving his perspective as someone who is disabled is all he has ever known. However, he does state that he attempted to provide insight from a different point of view at some point during his stand-up career, but he admits it didnt go too well. Later in the clip, Josh has the studio audience in hysterics with several hilarious and witty jokes about a piece of jewelry he wears that may or may not have magical, otherworldly abilities. For a short, four-minute clip, Josh packs in the jokes and has everyone in the audience and, likely, anyone who watches the clip laughing silly. If he is this funny in a short clip, I can only imagine how hysterical his entire stand-up routine is. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Don Knotts introduction goes off the rails in the funniest way. The comedic legend had a relatively simple, easy job. But things did not go as planned, so he had to improvise, creating a hysterical situation. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud hilarious clip featuring Don Knotts as he attempts to improvise and quickly keep an entire audience entertained. Performers must be quick on their feet, ready with a sharp, witty comeback at a moments notice. As it turns out, they also have to come up with ways to keep everyone entertained and engaged, especially when things dont turn out exactly as they expected. In a short comedic clip posted on YouTube, Don Knotts shows off his ability to improvise, or lack thereof. During the video's opening moments, Don walks out on stage to much applause from the audience. He then goes on to explain his purpose for appearing before them. Im very happy, and Im really privileged to introduce the next number because it gives me an opportunity to say a couple words about a couple of fellas, I think a lot of, Don says. Ive known Andy and Ernie a long time. Well, Im just proud to be a friend of theirs. The two people hes introducing are Andy Griffith and Tennessee Ernie Ford. But when he raises his voice and welcomes the two men out on stage, the curtain never goes up, and their absence is noticeable. Don is then informed that they are not ready yet and that he will have to think of something to keep things going. He comes up with several ideas, including putting the studio audience on television and singing a song with the audience. Things go from bad to worse for Don. The audience refuses to follow any of his directions. Of course, this was part of a planned bit where Don shows off his comedic genius and talent. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Nate Bargatze reveals his secret to scoring the perfect Big Mac from McDonalds. The popular and talented comedian gave his audience a monstrous, life-changing hack that will forever change how you and I look at the Big Mac. Check out the short but hilarious clip to learn how to get the ideal iconic sandwich from McDonalds. We should all eat less fast food. As everyone knows, fast food is not the healthiest cuisine in the world. However, despite its lack of nutritional value, sometimes a large, greasy serving of fries or a loaded hamburger hits the spot. Who doesnt love a little McDonalds or Burger King now and then? In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate admits that he and his family are really into fast food. In fact, they are such big fast food consumers that they have come up with fast food hacks. Specifically, Nate mentions that in a text thread, his father mentioned having devised an ingenious way to create what he describes as the perfect Big Mac. Nate sarcastically adds that his fathers method may be much healthier. Our family text thread, Nate said. My dad texted. He was like, I found a way to get a Big Mac cheaper. And he said, You can order a double cheeseburger and ask for Big Mac sauce. So, he goes, Its cheaper, and they get rid of that third bun, so, Its Atkins. From his response, its clear that Nate is not entirely sold on his fathers suggestion that he has come up with a healthier Big Mac. Thats how you do it, Nate said. That third bun is the one where youre like, I dont know if I need the third bun. You might laugh at what Nates father said about the Big Mac, but I bet you give his idea a try or at least consider doing it the next time you're at McDonald's. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.