Skits

Tim Conways battle with a plant will have you laughing out loud. The legendary comedian and comedic actor got into quite a physical entanglement with an unexpected foe during a hysterical skit on The Carol Burnett Show. Watch the short but hilarious clip in which Tim battles against a plant (Yes, you read that right). Some people are naturally good with plants and crops. They and their green thumb are seemingly born knowing how much water and sunlight a particular plant or crop needs. They can keep anything alive and thriving, while others arent so great with plants. Anything they do typically ends with the plant shriveling and dying, never to return. A lot of knowledge and skill is required to be a successful gardener and farmer. Even though it may appear to be the case from the outside, someone doesnt just wake up one morning and become an expert gardener. It takes time, energy and work, just like anything else worthwhile in this life. Also, an uproarious clip posted on YouTube points out that caring for a plant takes a fair amount of strength, brute force and physical endurance. In the clip, Tim is a customer at a flower shop, where Carol Burnett plays the proprietor. He is hoping to return and replace a plant, and nothing else. He had picked up a crummy plant, and wants to make an exchange. He claims the plant hates him. Carols character, a bit of an oddball (to put it lightly), addresses the plants as if they were people. She talks to them and even apologizes to them. At first, its unknown why Tim is so adamant about getting rid of the plant he had purchased, but that soon becomes crystal clear. When Carol leaves the room, the massive plant behind Tim becomes alive and physically picks him up as the two of them get into a hilarious physical altercation, where Tim is battling for his life. Neither of them is willing to give an inch in this hysterical clip! Genesis 1:12 And the earth brought forth grass, herbs yielding seed after their kind, and trees bearing fruit, wherein is the seed thereof, after their kind: and God saw that it was good.

Carol Burnett and Tim Conway shine in another classic Mr. Tudball and Mrs. Wiggins sketch. The comedic legends are hysterical in this iconic, uproarious skit from The Carol Burnett Show. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see Carol and Tim bring the laughs as some of their most memorable characters. The best comedy always has an element of truth, something that the audience can easily relate to and understand. The Carol Burnett Show was fantastic at doing this. Many of the show's sketches involved getting big laughs out of common, everyday actions and interactions. Tim Conway's Oldest Man character, Mama's Family and even those Mrs. Wiggins and Mr. Tudball sketches are situations we can all relate to in varying degrees. In a clip posted on YouTube, Mr. Tudball and Mrs. Wiggins are going around once again. Like every other time, Tim, as Mr. Tudball, continually lobs one hilarious insult after another at his lazy, dimwitted secretary, Mrs. Wiggins (played by Carol), which sails right over her head. However, in this skit, Mr. Tudball has just installed a buzzer for his office door, and he's attempting to go over the buzzer's protocol with her. As you might have guessed, things quickly and hilariously go off the rails. Mrs. Wiggins's inability to grasp and understand even the most straightforward, simplest instructions causes Mr. Tudball great consternation. At this point, you have to wonder why he keeps her employed? Wouldnt it be much easier to fire her? However, despite Mrs. Wiggins' failure to understand anything, it's Mr. Tudball who finds himself in the oddest, most unexplainable situations. By the end of the skit, Mr. Tudball is left locked out of his office, scaling the office building and attempting to break into his office through a locked window. This skit is another hilarious example of Carol and Tim's comedic genius! Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Bob Newharts hysterical driving instructor routine will have you in stitches. The legendary comedian did his iconic and classic driving instructor bit, and as expected, he brought down the house. Watch the short but uproarious clip to see him perform his funny, side-splitting driving instructor routine. Stand-up comedy has to be one of the hardest, most challenging things to do. Youre up on stage all by yourself, telling jokes and (hopefully) getting laughs. If things on stage dont go according to plan, there is nothing to hide behind or anyone else to blame. Its all on the comedian, and thats a frightening thought for most people. However, despite the difficulties surrounding and involved in stand-up comedy, many ardently pursue it and attempt to make it their entire career. Many have succeeded in the stand-up comedy world, becoming legends. If asked to do so, anyone could rattle off a handful of very successful comedians. One of those names mentioned is likely to be Bob Newhart. In a clip posted on YouTube, Bob does his driving instructor routine. It is precisely as it sounds: Bob is a driving instructor trying to guide someone who has encountered many issues while trying to pass the driving test. The situation he creates and the conversation he has with the woman and everyone else who pops up in the scenario will leave you laughing long after the clip ends. It has to be physically impossible to watch this clip of the late, beloved comedian and not laugh along with the studio audience. Its as funny today as when he first performed it. Another important aspect of this routine and his entire stand-up career was his ability to get people to laugh themselves silly without being crude or using profanity. He was funny and did not have to resort to shock humor to get a laugh. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Carol Burnett and Tim Conway cracked up in a side-splitting skit. The two comedy legends could not keep it together, making for a classic, iconic skit that will keep you laughing from beginning to end. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see Tim and Carol break character in a skit from The Carol Burnett Show. The Carol Burnett Show is a legendary television program. It is, without a doubt, one of the best, most beloved shows of all time. Due mainly to its all-star cast of Harvey Korman, Vicki Lawrence, Tim Conway and Carol Burnett, its a show that never gets old. No matter how many times you watch those skits, they are never not funny. However, as great and off-the-wall as many of those skits were, the best ones will always be when the cast breaks character. Of course, this often occurred when Harvey and Tim were in skits together. Usually, all Tim had to do to send Harvey into a fit of laughter was to look at him. There were other instances, but not nearly as many, when other castmates broke character. In a clip posted on YouTube, Harvey and Carol play a royal couple who are approached by their loud, whiny, demanding daughter, played by Vicki. The daughter informs her parents that she has found the man she wants to marry, who happens to be Tim. Neither Carol nor Harvey is thrilled with this development. Carol, Harvey and Vickis characters are members of the royal family, and Tim, playing a low-level, hollowed-out military member, is not. They go back and forth, figuring out how this relationship and marriage ceremony will proceed. As they do so, there are tons of laughs all around. Harvey very noticeably breaks character after Tim approaches and looks at him. However, the biggest break in character belongs to Carol and Tim, who both have trouble keeping it together near the end of the skit. This is yet another reason why The Carol Burnett Show is and always will be considered a comedy classic. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Carol Burnett's life was wrecked due to her choice of toilet paper in a hilarious and off-the-wall sketch. Things quickly went from good to horrible for Carol in this classic but zany skit from The Carol Burnett Show. Watch the short but hysterical clip to discover how and why her incorrect choice in toilet paper led to her life unraveling. The Carol Burnett Show is one of television's most iconic and beloved programs. It boasted an all-star cast that included the likes of Vicki Lawrence, Harvey Korman, Tim Conway and, of course, Carol Burnett. Those four are some of the most talented and gifted performers who have ever graced a stage or appeared on television. There was nothing they could not make memorable or funny, so much so that they often broke up one another during the skits. However, as great as those four wereand they very much werethe show's sharp, hysterical writing has to get some of the credit for why the show was so successful and continues to be watched today. Without the writing, the actors would have most likely been standing on stage without anything to say or do. In a clip posted on YouTube, Carol appears in a sketch that many probably didn't see coming at all. It's a bit out of left field, but it still manages to keep you laughing from beginning to end, and at the end of the day, that's all that matters when it comes to comedy. The sketch begins with Carol arriving home from another successful trip to the store. However, as she starts to put away groceries, she discovers whole rolls of toilet paper in odd places. But that isn't all. The toilet paper has messages for her from all of her family members. Essentially, they have all had it with Carol's poor choice of toilet paper and are looking for greener pastures. This sketch is hilarious but still pretty odd. It has to be a parody of a toilet paper commercial that was on then. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

John Crist's borrowed car skit is pure comedy gold. The popular funnyman will, once again, have you laughing from beginning to end with his take on this common, everyday occurrence. Watch the short, but hysterical clip to see what John does before allowing his significant other to borrow his car. After those two people stand at the altar and exchange vows before their family, friends and God, they are no longer two, but one, as the Bible states. There is no longer mine and yours because those words are essentially erased from the vocabulary. Instead, ours describes everything from that point forward. That's how it's intended to work, anyway. Areas where one spouse feels sole ownership, choosing to keep something to themselves, are fertile ground for heated arguments and disagreements in the future, and no one wants that! For instance, when one person believes a car owned and paid for by both partners is theirs, it will not end well. One person will inevitably get upset or feel slighted in one way or another. Regardless, this exact scenario plays out in marriages all the time. It typically ends with one making snide, cutting comments about the other's lack of attention to detail or their driving ability. In a clip posted on YouTube, John's significant other asks if they can borrow his car. His words indicate that he's completely open to the idea of giving his spouse the keys to his vehicle, but his actions say something completely different. After wholeheartedly and enthusiastically agreeing to his wife's request, John instantly becomes a car rental employee. Much like when renting a vehicle from Hertz or Enterprise, John makes her aware of the vehicle's condition before she assumes control of it. He also manages to fit in a remark about her tendency to return his car with an empty gas tank. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Two couples go all-in on guessing games in a hilarious Carol Burnett Show skit. They continued playing their game even when it quite literally became a matter of life and death. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how far the two couples were willing to go with their guessing game. Many people want to believe they have all the answers to every situation. Unfortunately, we all know someone like this. Ironically enough, as they attempt to demonstrate how wise and intelligent they are, they very often display how little they actually know. As the popular old saying goes, it's better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt, right? The fact is that none of us has all the answers. So, we have to rely on other means for information, which may even include guessing here and there. Who doesnt love a good guessing game? In a clip posted on YouTube, Carol Burnett, Vicki Lawrence and Tim Conway all participated in a long, drawn-out guessing game. They all continued playing the game even when someones life was on the line. The hysterical clip begins when a character enters a restaurant and quickly reveals that hes in over his head with a bookie. Hes made a bet, lost and cannot pay back his debt. He fears that his life is in immediate danger, but instead of running for shelter, he tries to enjoy a nice dinner with his wife and their friends, another couple. Throughout the skit, he tries to inform his wife, played by Carol, about the potential danger he is in, but fails every time. Instead, everyone is much more concerned with playing a guessing game, utterly oblivious to the life-threatening situations one of their friends has found himself in. They continue playing their game even when things get rather grim for their dinner partner. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Carol Burnett turned the tables on her kidnappers in a laugh-out-loud skit. The two criminals had no idea what was about to happen to them in this hilariously funny, classic sketch from The Carol Burnett Show. Watch this short but hysterical clip to see what Carol did that had the two kidnappers quickly regretting their move. A big, important part of comedy is figuring out and anticipating an audience's expectations when it comes to a joke, a movie, a television show or even a sketch. Then, once those expectations have been correctly determined, the comedians defy those expectations, going in a completely different direction than what was predicted. The best, most successful comedians and writers do this often and in some really clever ways. This move of defying an audience's expectations is seen in many different places in entertainment, including The Carol Burnett Show. There are dozens of sketches from the iconic, beloved television program that had everyone thinking it was going one direction when it went an entirely different way to great comedic effect. A clip posted on YouTube captures one of those instances in which the show turned the tables on the audience. In the sketch, two criminals, one of whom is played by Harvey Korman, have kidnapped a young woman, a Girl Scout, who Carol plays. Of course, the two men are hoping to hold the young woman for ransom, wishing that their nefarious kidnapping scheme will result in several thousand dollars. However, things don't go according to plan, as everything starts to fall apart relatively early. For starters, Harvey, playing a dimwitted criminal, forgets to even bring his victim into the apartment at first. Then, neither of them anticipated their victim's annoying and bothersome nature. She wears the two criminals down with her off-putting personality and voice, so much so that they would rather jump through a window than spend another second with her. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian has released his 10 Commandments of Walmart, which will have you laughing out loud. Matt Mitchell has compiled a list of the most important things to know and follow when visiting the popular retailer. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Matts 10 Commandments of Walmart. In life, we all have to do things we do not like. Its simply a fact, and an accepted part of this journey we call life. Children are allowed to protest, scream, throw a fit and yell about how much they dont want to do this or that. People will accept and even understand when a toddler throws a fit because they dont want to do something; that same tolerance level will not and should not be extended when youre an adult. Regardless, there are still things we absolutely hate doing. Undoubtedly, shopping is one of the worst activities humans regularly engage in. There is no other way to describe it than mind-numbingly awful, and thats being gentle. Now, the situation becomes exponentially worse when the destination is Walmart. A clip posted on YouTube mentions the most important rules to follow during your next Walmart trip. The first commandment Matt mentions concerns a symbol, and many people seem to have forgotten what it means. An arrow shouldnt need to be explained, but if youve been out to Walmart recently, you know it certainly does. People will go any direction they please. Next, Matt mentions the one that gets on my nerves the most. Commandment No. 2, according to Matt, concerns returning your shopping cart. Again, why and how is this so difficult? You use something and you put it back. That doesnt seem like a tricky concept to grasp. Yet, that is one thing Walmart shoppers seem to have difficulty understanding. His other commandments involve blocking the aisles, the proper use of the self-checkout and individuals taking advantage of Walmarts return policy. If we could all follow these policies while shopping at Walmart and everywhere else, visiting retailers would be a much more pleasant experience for everyone. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

John Crist, while playing a megachurch pastor, has dreamed up a wild new revenue stream for his church. The funnyman announced his hilariously odd plan to bring even more money to his massive church. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear John Crists megachurch pastor character talk about how he plans to enrich his church even more. Comedy and comedians are necessary. Yes, they allow us to turn our brains off and escape our stresses and worries for a few hours. But there is more to it than just being purely for entertainment. Comedy and stand-up comedians point out the oddities and absurdities in life that we might often overlook. The best jokes work because they have an element of truth, no matter how absurd or outlandish. Jokes grounded in even a tiny bit of reality are much better than those without any connection to our world and reality. In a clip posted on YouTube, John, as a megachurch pastor, announces that he has come up with a revolutionary new way of making his church even wealthier. Not only that, but his latest plan will make taking church attendance much easier. In a hilarious skit that closely resembles a television news segment, John, as the pastor of Cornerstone Christian, says that his church will now begin selling personal seat licenses. He indicates that the move was necessary to pay for the updates to the churchs new sanctuary. Obviously, with the renovations to this new sanctuary coming this fall, it costs money, he said. And I think this is really a great way to have an influx of cash into the congregation here. A lot of parents are stressed on Sunday morning, trying to make it to church. Are we going to have, you know, a seat on time? Is there going to be room for us? I think with a personal seat license, obviously, this is an affluent area of town. So, we thought, you know, as a church, why not take advantage of that revenue stream? While John is poking fun at megachurches, you and I both know that some churches have probably seriously considered a similar idea. Mark 11:17 And he taught, saying to them, Is it not written, my house shall be called of all nations the house of prayer? But you have made it a den of thieves.

A husbands impression of his wife during back-to-school season is comedy gold. He does his best imitation of his better half as she shops for school supplies and clothes for their children. Watch this short but hysterical clip that will have you laughing from beginning to end. The back-to-school season is a busy time for every parent. Every mom and dad wants the best for their children and to do everything they can to help them succeed. There is so much hope, promise and opportunity as children prepare to return to school for another year of learning. What parent doesnt want to see their child experience success and do the best they can? Youd be a bad parent if you didnt want this for your child. However, while the back-to-school season is essential and preparation is crucial, its also a good idea to remember to slow down and breathe. In a clip posted on YouTube, a husband, while imitating his wife, frantically prepares for the new school year. The husband, as his wife, moves from one thing to another, often changing thoughts and subjects within the same sentence. The clip begins with the man in the middle of a very empty aisle of school supplies, grabbing pencils and crayons and desperately asking their children, who are supposedly just off-screen, if he can buy these for them. This same process happens with several items. Of course, its the mother just trying to be helpful, but the children do not always appreciate her help. Next, the man, again, imitating his wife, moves into back-to-school clothes. He picks up several pieces of clothing and mentions why their children need this and that item. Sadly, the mothers help is once again rejected. While imitating your better half may not always be the best move and appreciated, his wife is heard laughing from behind the camera throughout the clip. I think its safe to say she approves of her husbands exaggerated imitation of her. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Tim Conway and Jonathan Winters score big laughs in a football sketch. The two comedic legends will have you laughing hysterically, from beginning to end, as they portray a football coach and a player. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see these two flex their comedic muscles in this classic skit. When it comes to football, people can and often do get overly involved and invested. Some may even call it an obsession. I mean, some people will willingly paint their bodies to match their favorite teams color scheme. How crazy is that? After all, fan is derived from the word fanatic. Those watching from the sidelines and the stands will even live vicariously through those on the field. When their favorite team wins, they win, but when they fall short and go home with a loss, they feel as if theyve lost too. They get emotionally invested and may even take a loss hard, letting it ruin their entire day, for some odd reason. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim and Jonathan show that coaches and players take the game seriously as well, or they at least try. As the coach, Tim is all over Jonathan, his aging, star quarterback, from the moment they set foot into the locker room. Tim begins by attacking Jonathans football ability and intellect. He states that Jonathan is the dumbest quarterback weve ever had here. He wants to know if his quarterback is even aware of the type of defense the other team is playing, and whether he has run the same play nearly 40 times. Tim has a long and seemingly endless list of criticisms for Jonathan. However, Jonathan shoots right back at every one of them, giving him an answer. It may not be the right or even a good reply, but he gives one, nonetheless. Throughout the skit, Jonathan has Tim laughing. Tim does his best to conceal his laughter, but there are four or five times when its clear that hes laughing at something either Jonathan said or did. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Tim Conways jockey skit with Bing Crosby is comedy perfection. The two entertainment legends joined forces, bringing their immeasurable talents together, making for a good time and many laughs. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see and listen to Tim Conway and Bing Crosby discuss horse racing and being a jockey. People, especially Americans, love sports and all things competitive. Put anything where two teams or two individuals compete against one another, and whatever that is will soon develop a rabid, dedicated fanbase. Look at how people act when it comes to nearly every sport. Some will literally cover themselves in paint, matching their beloved teams colors. Knowing how obsessed people can and do get with sports, it should be no surprise that that enthusiasm does not wane much whenever an animal is involved. The Kentucky Derby, arguably the world's most famous horse race, has developed into quite an event, a spectacle really. People dress to the nines to watch horses run around a track a race that lasts several minutes, at most. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim Conway plays jockey Dag Herford, one of the people who ride the horses. In the skit, Dag is interviewed about his experience as a jockey by the legendary singer and actor, Bing Crosby. Unfortunately for Dag, its soon revealed that hes not the cream of the crop when it comes to jockeys. He has an unconventional approach and take on being a jockey, which has not translated into much success. He has started 1,400 races but only finished 11 of them. While the entire clip is a laugh riot, without a doubt, the best part of the skit comes at the very end. Bing makes a joke about Dags lack of success as a jockey. Dag quickly shoots back, You dont sing so good. Tim and Bing go back and forth at one another in this hilarious clip. How neither of them broke down into laughter is beyond me. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Vicki Lawrence sings her heart out while Tim Conway hangs on for dear life. These two comedic legends team up for a hilarious and iconic skit from The Carol Burnett Show. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see Vicki choose the worst possible moment to perform a musical number. Everyone wants to be somewhere where they feel wanted and loved. Whether someone will admit it or not, it's a real need and desire for everyone. It doesn't matter if it's the home, the workplace, a place of worship or even a restaurant; people want to feel that they are needed and noticed. How awful would it be to be somewhere or with someone who couldn't care less about your presence or contribution? Knowing that what you say or do is considered inconsequential, unappreciated or even noticed would be demoralizing and heartbreaking. No one would want to be in that position, and likely we wouldn't wish such circumstances on our worst enemy. In a clip posted on YouTube, Vicki Lawrence plays an office worker who feels unappreciated and unnoticed. She desperately wants someone to see her and be somewhere where she is truly and genuinely needed. Instead, she continues to rubber-stamp documents while going about her day. Seconds into the clip, Tim, playing a window washer several stories up, appears outside Vicki's window. The two quickly exchange pleasantries, and then each goes about their day. Moments later, Tim finds himself in quite a predicament. He has somehow gotten himself tangled up in his rope, which leaves him dangling outside a high-rise building. He calls out for help, but instead of immediately coming to his rescue, Vicki decides it's time to show off her voice and sings about finally being in a place where she is wanted. As incredible as Vicki may sound, that is not Tim's primary concern at the moment. He desperately holds on for dear life as Vicki sings. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

As his oldest man character, Tim Conway running a butcher shop in a sketch, is comedy perfection. Fellow comedic genius Harvey Korman joins the comedy legend in the classic Carol Burnett Show skit. Watch the hysterical clip to see the legendary comedy duo in the skit that will have you laughing from beginning to end. Specific names are so closely associated with quality and excellence that whenever we hear them, we instantly know what were getting, and we wont be disappointed. For instance, brand names like Coca-Cola, John Deere, Apple and Nike fall into that exclusive category. Whenever we get something made by one of those well-known brands, we can rest assured that we have received a top-of-the-line product from a highly respected company. Similar to brands, the same could also be said for some people. Whenever the name Tim Conway was involved with or attached to something, you knew the show, movie or skit would result in nonstop laughter. More often than not, it would become a classic, which happened nearly every time Tim appeared as his Oldest Man character on The Carol Burnett Show, especially when he was paired up with Harvey Korman. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim, as the Oldest Man, is the proprietor of a butcher shop. The establishment is empty, that is, until Harvey, as a stressed-out customer who is in a hurry to get home, strolls through the door. Soon after entering, Harvey barks out his order, stating that he needs a pound and a half of ground round. Things quickly go from bad to worse for Harvey, and it looks like the slow-moving butcher will have an immense amount of trouble correctly fulfilling his order. Tim orders Harvey to take a number even though the store is entirely void of other customers, which only serves to agitate an already angry and upset Harvey. By the end of the hysterical skit, Harvey is standing in the middle of the establishment in his underwear and has raised the suspicions of a police officer. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A lost purse sparked a huge argument in a hilarious The Carol Burnett Show skit. The iconic sketch from one of televisions greatest shows will have you laughing uncontrollably from beginning to end. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see why a lost purse caused such a massive blow-up between the two characters. Life is not meant to be experienced alone. How lonely and boring of an existence would that be if that were the case? Instead, human beings were made and designed for relationships. But healthy relationships require a sizable investment of time and work. Like anything else, we get out what we put into something, or, as the Bible says, we will reap what we sow. However, no relationship, including a marriage, will be perfect, regardless of the time and work we put into it. In a marriage, there will always be bumps in the road, butting heads, disagreements, whatever you want to call it. Anyone who is married can attest to this fact. In a clip posted on YouTube, Carol stars in a skit where she plays a wife whose husband had asked her earlier in the day to pick up some documents at the bank, which she put in her purse. But before her husband arrives home, it becomes known that she lost her purse, and she doesnt think much of it. Soon after he gets home, the gravity of losing her purse hits her like a ton of bricks. She and her husband are under investigation by the government, and the documents that she picked will prove that they dont owe any further money. A loud but hilarious argument erupts once her husband learns of Carols misplacing her purse. At one point, they reenact Carols day, retracing her steps, hoping that something will jar her memory. However, hilariously and unexpectedly, the tables are turned, and her husband is receiving criticism for his absent-mindedness. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.